I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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