quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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