It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
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