So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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