Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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