scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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