just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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