It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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