but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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