8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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