I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
barbara walters just said penis...
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I just want to make out with him forever
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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