i need an iv and a liver transplant
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just tell him i said nine months
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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