no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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