im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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