she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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