Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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