me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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