I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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