So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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