the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I need water and some morals
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