quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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