if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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