If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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