Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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