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You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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