So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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