if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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