I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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