What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
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