Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
