Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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