so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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