I wish I could punch you in the face.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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