i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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