either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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