Nicole vs. Life
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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