I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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