TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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