No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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