your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Randomize
