And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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