Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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