We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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