I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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