Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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