I wish I only lived at night.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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