Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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