I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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