Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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