Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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