why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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