I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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