worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
